Watch out for the idiot behind me
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
The second mouse gets the cheese
Which is the odd one out- Texas, Alabama, Arkanas, Tolerance?
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
Despite the cost of living, it’s still popular.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Clones are people two.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
The buck doesn’t even slow down here!
I’ve taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
We do precision guesswork.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
So you’re a feminist… Isn’t that cute!
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it’s the LAW.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
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